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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Really hope I don't have to do a fundraiser for my wheelchair...

Just realized medicare doesn't cover wheelchairs for like outside so 🤪

I'll do a real post about this on main when I'm done with my current issue but if anyone cares to help

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This post got more traction than the one I made on here so rbing...$221/$3200 raised

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$697/$3200!

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mudphudkangaroo:
“emi–rose:
“moodyehudi:
“ epaulettes:
“ wildlyannoyingdoofus:
“ These kinds of responses are my FAVORITE. Some examples to answers to this question I have heard:
1.
“Okay, and who’s the president?”
“Obama, no wait, shit *vehemently*...
wildlyannoyingdoofus

These kinds of responses are my FAVORITE. Some examples to answers to this question I have heard:

1.

“Okay, and who’s the president?”

“Obama, no wait, shit *vehemently* fuck, I hate him… what’s his name…”

“It’s okay, you know who he is.”

2.

“Who’s the president?”

“*drunkenly angry and confused* ..uhhhhhhh…Orange… damn it what’s the fuck’s name….

“Yup, good enough.”

3.

“And who’s the president,”

“Not fuckin’ Obama!”

“I feel ya.”

4.

“Who’s the president- wait, nevermind you’re from Korea you said, right? So who’s-“

“Everybody knows that Trump-bitch.”

“Oh, well, alright then.”


5. (My personal favorite)

“Who’s the president?”

“Ew.”

“Good enough.”

epaulettes

My roommate is a neurologist and has to do this check all the time. Her all-time favorite so far has been “ay dios mio” during which the woman was vigorously crossing herself.

moodyehudi

lol me too , lady

emi--rose

One time I got “that orange fuck” from a very cute little old lady with urosepsis

mudphudkangaroo

Sweet old lady who brought us artisans toffees: “Obama! Oh no its Bush! Oh wait its that fucker Trump! *mumbles* if only it were bush”

“BIDEN” “Thats in 2 months. Who is the president now? *mumbles* “that mother fucker trump”